Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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