Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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