So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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