dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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