U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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