Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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