Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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