Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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