yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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