oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
