he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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