with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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