well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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