"it" just moved
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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