You made me cry and you don't even care
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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