Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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