Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
