Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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