I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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