dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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