Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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