Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think my moral compass just broke
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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