508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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