Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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