if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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