it hurts more in the daytime
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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