and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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