My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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