Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Your dad touched me again.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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