dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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