yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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