Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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