Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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