I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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