I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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