So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
