Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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