Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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