If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm sobbing to NWA
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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