R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
sex in a hospital.. check
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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