Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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