Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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