come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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