He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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