I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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