Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I party with great urgency now.
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