So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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