she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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