Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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