Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
All the doctor said was why
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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