I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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